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Mason: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Theo: OH MY GOD!

Corey: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Theo: STOP IT!

Nolan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Ok, actually… you’re kinda right. I mean, they just keep punching each other and we’re calling it “being in love”.

And they can’t absolutely stand each other…

Also when they were in the hospital in 6x09 and Theo said:

You’re going first. That’s the only reason I’m with you. Because while they’re busy wrapping a whip around your neck, or shooting a hole in your head, I’ll be running the other direction. I’m on your side as long it helps me.

And then Liam said:

I also think whatever happened to you, you deserved it. When the Ghost Riders find us, I’m not gonna do anything for you. I’m not gonna help you. I’m not gonna save you. I’m gonna do exactly what you would do to me. I’m gonna use you as bait.

Oh, hang on a second.

Didn’t they save each other from a ghost rider right after that?

And isn’t this Liam saving Theo?

And isn’t this Theo saving Liam in the exact same way?

And again…

Also, is that Theo worrying about Liam?

HE PUT A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER AFTER THIS

Theo: I went trough all of this to keep you from being taken.

Plus, in 6x15…

Theo: Those two losers killed hunters. Liam: Who killed their pack. Theo: So what? I mean, Monroe’s gonna tear through anything standing between her and them. That means you, Lydia, Malia and Scott.

Oh, and here’s Theo looking at Liam with heart eyes!!

HE WAS IMPRESSED BY LIAM

Theo not only saved Nolan, but he stopped Liam from doing something he would’ve regretted.

Liam can’t stand Theo but

Theo: You made the plan. You wanted me to help. Liam: If I needed your help for anything, it’ll be so I get angry enough to kill you myself. Theo: You brought me here because that thing that came out of the Wild Hunt is affecting you, too.

Not Scott, his alpha. Not Mason, his best friend. He choose Theo.

What’s more, they’re such an amazing duo.

We’ll see them kicking Gabe’s ass as well

In season 5 Theo actually said:

I love this kid.

And let’s not forget who made all this possible by bringing Theo back…

In conclusion, yeah, you’re right, they make no sense.

+ bonus: 

Theo, deadpan: Yes, you’ve been bad.

Liam, purring: How bad have I been?

The very second Theo had unlocked the door, he realized that something smelled completely damn weird inside the house. It was a little strange thinking that, after he’d only lived with Liam and his parents for a couple of weeks in total, but his brain still told him that something was off, that something didn’t quite fit into what ‘home’ had become for him. The key he carried still felt he wasn’t supposed to have it, and as always, he’d still rung the bell before using it, hoping that Liam would be kind enough to open the door so that he wouldn’t have to feel like an intruder again, but Liam saw things differently. If Liam was even the remotest bit uncomfortable with Theo living with him, he was hiding it pretty damn well, and considering how hard the red streak along his spine made it to hide his emotions, that was a highly unlikely explanation. 

“Liam?” Theo called as he stepped inside the hallway cautiously, listening to silence for a minute before kicking off his shoes. As always, he put them away neatly, same as his jacket and his school bag. As always, he was wearing a pair of Liam’s socks, since Jenna had thrown all of his away. Well, all those that had had holes in them. So basically, all of them. 

“Hey there,” Liam smiled as he appeared at the top of the staircase, seeming a little out of breath. The red was broad and bright in his neck, a few yellow stars dancing on his cheeks, something blue was peeking out from his sleeve. “You’re home early.“ 

"It smells weird in here,” Theo said, scrunching up his nose. 

“No it doesn’t,” Liam answered instantly, “that’s just your imagination.” He came down a few stairs and Theo met him in the middle for a kiss. Just when Liam wanted to pull away, he wrapped his arms around him and pulled him back against him. 

“Wait,” Theo mumbled into his shoulder, “I’m not done with you yet, Captain. I’ve missed you. Lacrosse practice without you is kind of sad." 

Liam laughed. "Don’t worry, Sunshine,” he said, “I’ll be back soon enough. It’s about time we kick some ass together again, don’t you think." 

"Absolutely,” Theo agreed. “But don’t think this is distracting me from this strange smell in here. I think it’s even stronger upstairs…" 

Liam squealed when Theo picked him up and practicalley threw him over his shoulder to carry him up the top half of the staircase. 

"No, Theo, no!” Liam protested weakly, smacking his ass in a way that did absolutely not make him want to stop it. 

“I wasn’t done preparing!” Liam argued, but Theo didn’t let him back down until they were standing in Liam’s bedroom, the huge bed right in the middle of it instead of at the wall, the floor covered in bits of old newspapers. 

Theo knew where the smell was coming from when his gaze dropped to the cans of paint standing on the floor. The only thing that didn’t really fit into the picture was the overhead projector. 

“It isn’t what it looks like!” Liam pointed out. 

“Really?” Theo asked, switching on the projector, watching as a black and white version of a picture of the two of them appeared at the cleared, white wall above the bed. “Because it looks like you were planning to get this picture of us painted to the wall above the bed we share, you cheesy little dork."