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Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

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have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…