'Twas brillig,

torture the bisexual brunette man some more

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

The reason Kirk is so accommodating of Spock pretending he doesn’t have emotions is because he is also pretending he doesn’t have emotions like fear or anger or lust and probably has wished taht he was a Vulcan so he could be a more perfect captain send post

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.