anonymous source in a parking garage

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

and unprovoked

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

i think this is really cute. it also escaped containment from a fetish forcemasc blog. both things can be true.

happy sit on a ryan ross poster sunday

calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off