Go and ask the milkman

me eating the cum i left on the floor yesterday

Please think twice before you open your mouth and speak with the voice that god mistakenly gave you

You're gonna post this and not tell people the channel name? Lockpickinglawyer is fucking great. He also does destructive entry things that I love. Nothing is secure

Me with ALL cats.

I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

certified iconic post

Hot take but the reason why we’re all obsessed with the idea of a team of heroes living in the same home with their wacky shennagins and family dynamic is because we grew up with the original Teen Titans series.

Ngl I thought this was gonna be a post about how none of us have stable home lives

true love is when your pets know u dont feel good and they cuddle with u