Dipping Dot Thot

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

… How warm?

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

My bitch ex husband, Heat Advisory, is calling again

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife