nah

One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

i just need a break from everything for a year or a century

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

@dead-peaceful

@utterlymealicebean não ironicamente, a gente 🖤

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

so maybe my type isn't totally unrealistic

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

It’s just impossible to scroll past this without reblogging. I tried. It failed. 

even the tiniest saddest dracula sucks a blood .

My favorite thing to say when someone won't do something for me is, "Aw, c'mon, it's my birthday this year," and if they catch on and say, "What are you talking about? This YEAR? Everybody has a birthday this YEAR," respond with, "You're really gonna act like this on everybody's birthday?"