chaotic good

the FDA has issued a recall on Bofa

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

you could all learn a lesson from grimes. you can’t always fix him. sometimes he makes you worse instead

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

half gun; half car

tank

blocked

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

Ratatouille