Well yeah, I *am* constantly stressed out 24/7 but cmon, stress hasn't killed anyone!
My advisor leans in and whispers in my ear
I have been informed that I'm fucked.
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Well yeah, I *am* constantly stressed out 24/7 but cmon, stress hasn't killed anyone!
My advisor leans in and whispers in my ear
I have been informed that I'm fucked.

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calling your big brother a pervert while he gropes you, his hands wandering your body before they wrap around your neck "what does that make you for enjoying it so much"
big brother breeding me before prom so all the icky guys know m taken already !
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Puppy who has to be muzzled during sex because he bites when he cums

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Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy
It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle
Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child
Why would you have sex with your haters randy
I’m not really in any position to be picky
guys y’know when you are like “that’d never be my kink” and then it is? yeah i’m fucked….
ok so like, little brother that sees how dad treats his big brother for constantly misbehaving, hitting him, fucking him all rough and getting jealous of the attention so he thinks he needs fo start acting out too and dad not understanding why his perfect angel is being so much trouble lately. probably the eldest bad influence.
And it just back fires on both of them. Dad refuses to punish his youngest. So instead he makes an example of his oldest. Makes his youngest sit and watch while he punishes his older brother for being such a bad influence.
“He’s acting out and it’s because you. Youre going to be a good example to him if I have to make you one myself.”
“I didn’t even do anything! This isn’t fair!” His oldest will cry and thrash while dad forces bigger and bigger toys inside him, the youngest watching with wide eyes.
It isn’t until the youngest is wailing that dad realizes something is going on.
“That’s not fair! I wanna play with you like that daddy! Me! Do it to me!!”
And oh. Now it makes sense.
religious imagery is best when its used for gothic, vampiric, horror, or kinky shit

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if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
CRUELLA (2021) dir. craig gillespie
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When you say "Shakespearean" you mean everybody dies at the end. When I say "Shakespearean" I mean interrupting the lead-in to the climactic scene to burn five solid minutes doing a 4/10 bit where two characters argue about the definition of a word.

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In general, I think it’s cool that Dracula Daily has gotten more people interested in Dracula by Bram Stoker. However, as Dracula Daily season begins again, I’d like to talk about something that I would hope has been discussed elsewhere, just that I haven’t happened to see it.
Basically, it’s this: Dracula Daily is not the same as reading Dracula. It’s an adaptation, like a film or graphic novel or play based on Dracula would be.
Sending the portions of the novel to readers based on their dates in Dracula when they do not appear in that order in Dracula is a meaningful adaptational change. Dracula, as a novel, exists with its words in a certain order, which is not the order in which Dracula Daily presents them.
Recently there has been a post going around showcasing a project in which someone created a book titled Gatsby Great The with the premise that all the words in The Great Gatsby are there, but listed in alphabetical order. Looking through Gatsby Great The is obviously a very different experience than reading The Great Gatsby.
The film Memento (2000) does not present its events in chronological order, but there are film edits out there that do show all scenes in chronological order. Watching a strictly chronological edit of Memento is not the same as watching Memento.
What I’m trying to get at here is that the decisions Stoker made to present events in the order he did in Dracula were decisions made with purposeful intent, and are therefore an important part of Dracula as a novel. Dracula Daily, an adaptation, does not replicate these decisions, and this makes it different from Dracula. The mood sustained in the reader is going to be different based on what the reader knows and when the reader finds it out. The effect of the story on the reader is going to be different with deliberate pauses in the story based on dates in the story rather than the reader’s own reading pace.
Of course, no author, living or dead, can force readers to read their book in any particular way. Once a reader has a book in hand, they can read it backwards, read pages in the order presented by a random number generator, read only every other page, or do any number of other things. But if someone told you they read a book page by page in a random order, maybe by the end they would understand the story, but maybe you would think that they’d missed out on the reading experience in an important way.
Dracula Daily offers the text of Dracula in chronological order, so it’s not quite the same as this random-page reading hypothetical. However, it is not a neutral presentation of Dracula. Reordering, like any adaptation, includes losses. The best adaptations also include gains, and perhaps Dracula Daily is one of these. For all Dracula Daily readers, I hope so.
But I would also like to say that if news of Dracula Daily has made anyone remember that they’d like to finally get around to reading Dracula...try reading Dracula first, before doing Dracula Daily. It’s pretty easy to get.
shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real
thank god. i mean thank something else