DC Underutilizes Its Potential

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

Oswald Cobblepot

How did Gotham manage to be so gay yet so straight at the same time

Gotham’s soul said yes and the production said no

John is going to expose time travel if he doesn’t start wearing costumes

LET HIM WEAR IT

Make John wear the Hellblazer suit

He would be so angry, do it

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK

RIDDLER YES