soft memes

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

Charles guiteau

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this