soft memes

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

who is this long tall glass of water?

The Questing Beast

Purple Starling

Purple Staring

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.