soft memes

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

The hatemail game on this website is insane

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance