Dawntless Dusk

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

i warned u all

Finally, a cat with some decency

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

I feel like…. everyone should get a flu shot………

Remember if you’re polyamorous you should do your taxes

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

language of flowers

Maiden’s Hair - discretion Lily (Eucharis) - maiden charms Mountain Laurel - ambition White Poppy - sleep, my antidote Clematis - mental beauty, art Moschatel - weak but winning Lily of the Valley - return of happiness Butterfly Weed - let me go Pyrus Japonica - fairies’ fire Asphodel - my regrets follow you to the grave White Rose (dried) - death preferable to loss of innocence Witch Hazel - a spell French Honeysuckle - rustic beauty Henbane - imperfection Laburnum - forsaken, pensive beauty Weeping Willow - mourning Dead leaves - sadness Locust Tree (green) - affection beyond the grave Camellia (pink) - longing Gerbera - innocence Lobelia - malevolence Amaryllis - pride, splendid beauty Persimmon - bury me amid nature’s beauties Carnation (green) - secret symbol of the followers of Oscar Wilde Helenium - tears Larkspur - lightness, levity Hawthorn - hope Auricula - painting Queen Anne’s Lace - fantasy Eglantine - a wound to heal

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

I love this more than the tutu of the teetee

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

Why I love Tumblr

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Ok

I just want a world where its socially acceptable to get 2 meals at a restaurant

EAT IT ME