*Falls Over*

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

OK thanks

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???

I feel like a lot of people might not know that that dude’s snore sounds exactly like the seat slides in a crew shell, which is why his buddies are rowing, which is why this is fucking priceless

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

What world would you rather live in

^^^^for real

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

it seems the public is no longer in the public