(that's not my name)

holding his hand while I’m up in his pussy because. I get nervous

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

"yearning" is too delicate a word. what i experience is pure, undiluted animalistic hunger.

what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

woem woem

hold up mfers in the notes saying" Stupid big bark bark" are onto something

relihn is scrambling raein's brain like an egg as we speak right now and i am so so so so so sosososososososososososo happy. hehe. hehehehehe.

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

my diva moment will have casualties

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

im the crown prince of headache town

bravest knight you have to make the journey to the mysterious apothecary to acquire the potion which will lift this accursed migrainé from the cutiest prince of headache town lest he die of head hurtyyyy . mount your steed. ride west to the walled greene.

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her