Disaster Bisexual Jacq

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

something distinctly buglike about the lauded Warcraft Elf

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

stab scene intimacy coordinator

non-religious knight slyly swapping the "the Lord [god]" in his vows with "my Lord [Prince]" and accidentally making his Prince a minor deity. The knight is his first worshipper. (and worship he will)

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

it’s so important to get ridiculously horny watching knights fight i really think more people should try it

who's up squirming their squire