you fucked up a perfectly good elf is what ou did

Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word “please”

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

holding his hand while I’m up in his pussy because. I get nervous

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

how to crawl into her lap in a cool way that maintains my feline dignity and mystique

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

i thibk i should have died for a meaningless cause

Sucking YOUR dick after a long day to relieve MY stress