shit-suckin' vampires, the blog

star and michael being referred to as "his two loves" after they stake david. throuple has just been, like, canon this whole time

"this may be the first time they've ever sat down to eat breakfast" about the frog brothers

also, they're canonically both 14. frog twins truthers eating good

the orchestrations for the scene where pete gets murdered is titled "Having Pete for Dinner"

the saxy guy is referred to as the oiled up, muscular Sax Guy

secret comes out feels implied to be a performance by the band?, which would explain the titz out david

"at the end of the adventure, david put michael to bed (like a father would after a car ride home at the end of the night)"

also "david gives michael a paternal smile and lets go"

"alan and edgar burst out laughing as kids do about sex" also the word boning is underlined for emphasis

pete is weirded out that david knows his name when they interrupt the boys trying to snack on michael

lucy noticed star is "outside of the group" and "connects with star along the way" when going to make post-vampire-murder breakfast

after michael asks star what so bad abt david bc they seem to get along well enough we get "star considers this. he's not wrong."

after skip to the good part, they snuck in "lucy is the most hopeful she's been in ages" in the transition

the boys are described as descending on pete like a pack of hyenas

⬆️ david is also referred to as having the devil in his eyes when he turns to the audience

"David clocks this information." after michael says his dad never got around to teaching him guitar

Marko "noodles" on a guitar

"Star is charmed by him, dammit" when michael is doing his silly lil' lighter dance during hurt a little

special third option: Michael's neck

you know nothing is fair in death & romance. ✦ ݁˖

obligatory twelfth night pose for the hell throuple

Everyone needs to see Maria's reply to this btw.

Wahhhh