David Grayson

Boys, if you ever wanna break up with a girl, for future reference: don’t do it over text message, and then skip town. I mean, it just adds insult to injury.

Well, I can't say I agree with breaking up through text. But personally I'd be alittle scared of you. I mean you're tiny but we all know those are the worst kinds of people to make angry.

Then just try to be a little bit more careful. [She chuckles] Or ask some cute girl to help you- Or wait- No. That wouldn’t be such a good idea. [She laughs]

Me?Careful? You know me better then that Fi. I doubt a cute girl would help me they'd be afraid I'd burn their eyebrows off.

I thought I recognized that two-litter soda bottle rocket project! I still think it was really neat, even if you did almost blow a hole through the roof.

Glad someone appreciates my work. My genius ideas should sometimes be used outdoors, I'm starting to learn that.

Again? [She sighs and laughs] You’re such a dork sometimes, David.

Yes again, I know I keep telling them I should switch out of the classes but it's to late in the semester or so they say... I know when you say dork you mean cute, so I'll live.

Maybe they believe that you can change your ways. 

After awhile you think they'd give up.

[sleeping in a common lounge]

[Kicks the chair] Landon you're late for class wake up

Childless for the first night in weeks...

You're welcome by the way. Don't have too much fun.

what the actual fuck?

Apparently we all did... well kinda, I used to be a handsome guy... but then I woke up as a pretty hot chick so I'm not complaining.

I told you. It’s probably based on Maria’s reputation, so a, they think I’m a lesbian, or b, they think I’ll turn around and go angry Latina on their asses. Oh, god, stop.

I had to argue it alittle, it's only in my nature. Well personally I'm hoping it's just B. But that's partly because I feel that would be hilarious to see.

I don’t think it is, David. My nose knows pretty damn well. See, even as a girl, I didn’t get a lot of ass smacking, but somehow, I switch genders and become every girl’s dream heart-throb. 

Yeah, your nose don't lie Soph. Well it's good guys aren't smacking your ass as a girl because honestly that makes me alittle angry to think about. Well if I really were a girl you'd be my heart throb.

And if my nose is correct, then I don’t believe your statement either. I won’t deny I like the extra attention though, but it’s not for me.

Well then your nose is just wrong [Sticks her tongue out at him] It's just not the kind of attention I'm used to, I'm used to the wave in the distance, not ass smacking by strangers so I'd have to say I agree with you it's ot for me either.

Hey, you can grope yourself now, and use them to store things. I miss mine, and I need whoever did this to change us back, now. [Shakes head] I’m lucky Malek left some clothes at my place, or this would be awkward.

I feel slightly awkward groping myself. Now storing this is a whole other story it's like one big pocket, I do keep loosing food down there, that's a bit of annoying. I'm eve more glad to have a sister right now, I just stole her clothes.

It turns out that I’m more desirable as a guy than I ever was as a girl.

Sadly, same with me. But if you are who I think you are I don't believe that for a second.