This is the last time I'm asking you this.

Got kicked out of the chemistry lab again

Maybe they believe that you can change your ways. 

It’s fine! What’s in the box? 

Old books. Nothing too fancy. 

Oh boy.. okay. [starts walking towards the attic] So why’re we going to the attic? 

[looks at him and nods] Yeah... Is that okay?

[grabs the box and starts to walk] So where are we going? 

[smiles softly and starts walking with him] Up to the attic. 

Need any help there?

Um... yeah. Sure. The box is kinda heavy...

Hey do you want help with that? 

Please and thank you.

Hey. You need help with that?

Would help me? I'd love you forever. The box is so heavy.

Have you tried heartbeats, your body may change but your heartbeat stays the same and that baby has spent 9 months with that one heartbeat.

Huh. I never thought of that.

Oh, man, you’re working with a baby baby. I suggest lots of hugs.

I try to hold him, but every time I do, he just cries. He likes Josh a lot better at the moment. 

The baby is probably confused like the rest of us.

A very good theory.

Yeah, to be honest, none of my kids recognize me either. But I think it’s just ‘cause I look nothing like my lady self.

You know, that's probably true. It's just annoying when you can't get him to stop crying for more than a few minutes.