It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

breeding brachycephalic dogs and cats is such a wack choice when the snout is literally one of the best features of Creature

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time