Hey! I've been on Tumblr for a while now, but I've finally gotten around to doing an intro post.
So, my name is Laura Hill, and I'm a daughter of ฮท ฮฮฑฮปฮปฮนฯฯฮท (Calliope).
I'm a demigod, but I don't have dyslexia or ADHD (well, maybe on the ADHD or something similar. definitely don't have dyslexia). HOWEVER, I have trouble reading Greek words in the Latin alphabet (like the gods' names), so I'll be putting the words in Greek, and then the English translation in brackets.
I've got 5 beads on my Camp necklace now, I've gone on a quest, and been to ฮฟ ฮฮปฯ ฮผฯฮฟฯ (Olympus), so I can probably answer most of your Riordanverse questions.
I enjoy reading, particularly fantasy and historical fiction, so there'll be the occasional posts about that, as well as my usual Riordanverse posts.
I'm more than happy to answer any questions you have about the Riordanverse (posts about those will be tagged as #musesdaughter explains), clarifying things about canon, how things have changed since, and how things work. However, I probably won't be able to answer all your questions, because I don't know everything. But I can always ask around.
I have a Wattpad acc and an AO3 acc, and I'll link to those whenever I post fics.
Oh, also, you'll probably see me mention someone called Yelaina a lot. She's my best friend, a daughter of ฮฟ ฮฮฌฮฝฮฑฯฮฟฯ (Thanatos), and has been at Camp since she was 3, learning and training and fighting in the background from 'The Titan's Curse' onwards.
WARNING: SPOILERS ABOUND!
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These seem like mugs that Crowley, Will and Gilan would give Halt. And Horace too, after their trip to Skandia and he realizes that despite Halt's air of menace he really is Just A Guy
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Concerning (things about) Hobbits: Meeting the Big Man
One of the most important characters in Lord of the Rings is someone you like and trust. You quote him often, remember him fondly, and rely on his word.
You don't know his name. Fanart is nonexistent; thereโs no Ao3 tag, no breakout film portrayal, no Amazon money-milking series for this character. You know his voice, have memorised his words; you've probably never read any meta about him.
I'll bet Iโm the only person you've seen on Tumblr who really talks about That Fucking Guy, and I hate that man with a cold academic passion. (I also love him. He's my blorbo. He could be yours.)
I think you shouldn't trust him as much as you do.
Here is why.
This book is largely concerned with Hobbits, and from its pages a reader may discover much of their character and a little of their history...
That is the first sentence of The Fellowship of the Ring.
The prologue of the Lord of the Rings is iconic. Swept away by the story, we forget weโre reading at all. It's understandable. Who can resist the overwhelming charm of the writer, and the bewildering excitement of being taken by the hand and invited into The Fellowship of the Ring.
But even people with deeper takes on Tolkien tend to miss the significance of the Prologue. Itโs a place where critical reading abilities and political processors usually turn off entirely - fair enough, it's probably a relief.
Let's talk about the Narrator.
Meeting the Narrator: Time, Place, Person
The Prologue is narrated by a Mannish (Big Folk) Narrator, a modern human being, from an accessible academic standpoint. We are encouraged to think of him as Friendly Professor Tolkien, although you really do need to remember that he is clearly addressing us from within a fictional narrative world. He is a character. Even if he is Tolkienโs self-insert, intended to be read as Tolkien Himself, he is still a character who can be analysed and interpreted. This is a fictional character.
The Big Man deliberately addresses the reader as someone with a shared background, in what is presumably somewhere in the early-to-mid twentieth century. It is stated multiple times that you (reader) and Narrator are both Big Folk together - there is no chance that you, the Reader, are a scholar of another race.
It is plain indeed that in spite of later estrangement Hobbits are relatives of ours: far nearer to us than Elves, or even than Dwarves.
Pick out the โlater estrangementโ and park it for now.
The casting of the Narrator is a deliberate alignment with Professor Tolkien, and we are certainly intended to understand him as an academic, avuncular, rather unworldly male professor in the British Isles.
(Sidebar: for convenience I gender the Narrator as male. I think there's evidence for the Narrator being intended as male-by-default, which can be provided on request, and I personally feel the Big Man narrator is the translator/propagator of the silly convention of referring to modern humans as โcapital-M Men.โ )
The Prologue is written charmingly, a framing device of an academic translator giving the context of background information before presenting someone elseโs text (the translated Red Book, etc). Later, this Prologue connects to the Appendices in The Return of the King, where the Narrator returns in his persona of the translator of the works. Our Narrator is certainly a strong, influential, deliberate character, with a specific and distinctive voice!
Anyway, whether or not you choose to picture the Big Man Narrator as Tolkien Himself doing a folksy Bit, OR as a character Tolkien created - Remember! The entire story is fiction and the Big Man Narrator is a created fictional character. Why would you assume he is telling the truth? Why assume that he is an expert? Where are his biases?
Look what the Big Man Narrator actually says. Look at what he chooses to tell, and what he finds unimportant. There are so, so many posts that pick over the fascinating bits of Concerning Hobbits, mining canon for more information, as if it is a pure source of truth. I suggest that the next time you do, you try this fun exercise.
Before we go into the Magic Thing, the narrator also notes AGAIN that hobbits exist today, but are shorter than they were;
They seldom now reach three feet; but they have dwindled, they say, and in ancient days they were taller.
This continues and reinforces the framing of โhobbits still exist now,โ and sounds rather as if the Big Man has interviewed modern hobbits (โthey say,โ) which weโll also park.
We move on, parking "it's assumed you're a Man, receiving information from a Mannish professor", the "future estrangement" and "diminished hobbits are available for interview."
The Magic Thing
I was provoked into writing this by a fun Tumblr post pointing out that "hobbits are said to 'not study magic' - does that mean that they don't HAVE magic?" which went off into a separate and funnier reblog chain.
I want to analyse this again, noting that this is information received from Big Man.
Letโs examine the โhobbit magic thingโ noting that we are being TOLD all of this by a CHARACTER.
Hereโs how the passage about "hobbit magic" starts.
Hobbits are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, more numerous formerly than they are today;
In our time, weโve just been told, hobbits still exist, but had a population drop and are vanishing. To the point where a reader is not expected to have ever heard of them. Chillingly, in typical mid century British academic fashion, the Big Folk Narrator assumes that the reader is also British; when he later mentions that the remaining hobbits only live in the British Isles, itโs a little alarming. Thereโs a species of humans native to these islands, so rare and so politically silent that youโve never seen or heard of them.
Hello?!
for they love peace and quiet and good tilled earth: a well-ordered and well-farmed countryside was their favourite haunt.
We are told here that Hobbits are going extinct because they cannot readily survive due to, essentially, habitat destruction. (we feel the Narratorโs annoyance about the Industrial Revolution spoiling the โpeace and quietโ strongly here, more strongly than the buried implications for indigenous people).
They no longer have any land. Not only have they lost the Shire, they have no towns, small villages or even farms. โWasโ is very much past-tense, and they โhauntedโ land in the past, ghosting lightly and leaving no traces of their presence, rather than living there. so in our modern day thereโs certainly no Shire, no Bree (mixed human/hobbit town) and no Michel Delving, which in its time was a market town with above-ground buildings and a museum. For context, it takes a decent amount of work for the British Isles to lose towns, especially on the level of development that Hobbits had - famously anachronistic, they have waistcoat buttons and watermills and good china and museums and smoking habits, while all the rest of medieval-ish Middle Earth is not as developed.
Itโs hard to lose all that, without any trace at all, in crowded countries. Wholesale loss always means that Something Happened.
They do not and did not understand or like machines more complicated than a forge-bellows, a water-mill, or a hand-loom, though they were skilful with tools.
โDo not and did notโ is further reinforcement of a still-living people. (I love the โunderstand or likeโ thing, which is charming - the implication that hobbits are perfectly capable of UNDERSTANDING machinery in textile factories, but would hate it.)
Something that makes the Big Man nuanced as a character is that he obviously adores hobbits, and studies them because he likes them. The fondness and admiration comes through, even as he is showing his own privilege and bias.
To me, the way this passage about machinery is framed - lumping together those machines as โabout the level of technology hobbits are comfortable withโ - is something that someone standing post-Enlightenment, probably post-Industrial Revolution, would do. The implication I take from this passage is that this is a modern writer describing the current status of modern hobbits; a mid-century British scholar, a self-insert of Tolkien.
This sense of time matters, because of everything else he says, and the temptation people will have to excuse the Big Man narrator as โa product of his time.โ This isnโt a medieval writer looking back on Middle Earth. Itโs a highly educated man writing in the 1940s: computers existed, there were several Disney films out, women had the right to vote, and feminist essays were published from Tolkien's own workplace.
Even in ancient days they were, as a rule, shy of โthe Big Folkโ, as they call us,
We then proceed to see, across three books, examples of hobbit behavior in โthe ancient daysโ, which may serve as an example of this shyness. Several different relationship with Big Folk are outlined, in which fairly chirpy hobbits, characterised by their ready emotional availability, cohesion, and incredible abilities to build relationships and form massive political alliances, seem to do well on the strength of that. Hobbit shyness may involve glaring ferociously at Big Folk for a moment, but within a few days they are sitting on your lap, and then itโs all over. With this evidence in our memory, casting a coy โshynessโ as the reason for their avoidance of โusโ becomes uncomfortable.
and now they avoid us with dismay and are becoming hard to find.
The Narrator is handwaving, in avuncular fashion, why the Reader has never seen a hobbit in their lives, and needs to be lectured, from first principles, on a living indigenous people of the British Isles. Do marinate on it for a moment, though. The tone of a professor or a parent, whimsically explaining to Victorian children why you donโt see the Tooth Fairy - she hides! Teehee.
They avoid us with dismay.
Behind this airy statement, what happened? Massive betrayals, the loss of their land and political power, loss of the conditions they need for their survival, massive loss of their people, and a total breakdown in trust. Humans and hobbits, in the prologue and main story, are shown as natural allies; close kin who understand each other well; humans are shown owing a tremendous amount of their own political influence to hobbits, and even cold/reserved humans end up liking them after a conversation. Hobbits are especially shown for being loyal friends who do not break down under war; noted for retaining cohesion and resisting corruption; who, under unimaginable conditions, will still resist harming or betraying friends.
Hobbits and humans have clearly had some significant breakage of our kinship since the events of the LotR cycle. The Big Man knows this.
Earlier in the essay, when the Big Man told us that โhobbits are closest to (us)โ he gave us a lot of additional information, didnโt he? He refers to โlater estrangement.โ (He also tells us clearly, in that subtext of that sentence, that no hobbit will ever read the book in our hands, no hobbit will ever be addressed as a reader, no hobbit will enter academia, no hobbit will be able to fill in the gaps that the Big Man waves his hand over. Certainly no hobbit scholar contributed to the Big Manโs translation of the Red Book. Theyโre not just going, theyโre functionally GONE. This is what I mean!) Anyway, even the Big Man notes that there was โan estrangement.โ Something that has caused them to flee from contact with us in dismay.
whatever happened in that estrangement probably doesnโt reflect well on the Big Folk. A species facing extinction and hiding, dismayed and estranged, from their closest kin, is not having a pleasant time on this earth. Especially when we understand that theyโre basically trapped in the crowded and inhospitable British Isles (and still managing to hide from us to the point of the public not being aware of their existence!)
The Big Man Narrator isnโt interested. This is the point where you ought to start wondering about academic bias on the part of the Big Man Narrator. He's fond of hobbits, and has interviewed/met them, but would never treat one as a colleague.
[โฆ]They possessed from the first the art of disappearing swiftly and silently, when large folk whom they do not wish to meet come blundering by; and this art they have developed until to Men it may seem magical.
so hobbits have an inherent ability of being invisible/undetectable, which they still practice today (teehee, thatโs why itโs okay that youโve never spoken to one) and which is pretty damn effective. Effective enough that people in modern times are completely fooled, effective enough that it still counts as โdisappearing,โ and the elusiveness of hobbits is so perfect as to conceal their existence from the general public. Effective enough that the few adults who DO discuss hobbits could conceivably think it could be magic. The Narrator has probably rolled his eyes over a rivalโs paper about โSlipping Into The Shadow-Realm: how hobbits shift space and time to conceal their vital signaturesโ (Sayers, 1934).
further, theyโve specifically developed this โartโ - from whatโs implied to be an instinctive/animal ability - to a higher skill, indistinguishable from magic. The โartโ is SOMETHING material and quantifiable, if it was innate-and-continually-developed.
But Hobbits have never, in fact, studied magic of any kind,
Here is a point thatโs been discussed on tumblr, and it is correct to note that โstudiedโ is doing a lot of work. Especially when contrasted against the previous sentence, with the interesting term โartโ. โIt isnโt science/magic, itโs an instinctive artโ.
To me - remembering that this is intended to be a mid-century British academic speaking to us - it resonates with how romanticism of marginalised cultures was treated by academia, in the generation the Big Man Narrator wouldโve studied in - full of romantic, unexamined, politically revealing statements like, โThe Celts are skilled in the art of music, but have never properly studied it.โ
What Iโm saying here is that we should not assume the Big Man is a good judge of the difference between โartโ and โstudy,โ especially since the next bit reads:
and their elusiveness is due solely to a professional skill that heredity and practice, and a close friendship with the earth, have rendered inimitable by bigger and clumsier races.
Hobbit invisibility is an โartโ through โheredity,โ but also a โprofessional skillโ refined through โpractice.โ It has been โdevelopedโ until it is mistaken for โmagic,โ but against this, we are told that hobbits โhave never studied magic of any kind.โ In the cleavage point here, we can see the definition of โstudyโ that The Big Man is working with. This definition is possibly what makes something โmagicโ or not. Have you seen this before?
The point I am making here is that the Big Man is speaking to us from the position of a โcoloniser.โ There are some worldbuilding implications to unpack from this. One is that the Big Man is speaking from a place where magic can be studied, not even requiring hereditary aptitude (if hobbits were excluded from magic by physiology, This Fuckin Guy wouldโve said it) but that it is an academic practice. Hobbits are not just nearly-extinct and terrified out of contact with humans; they are fully excluded from academia (they do not translate or contribute to translations of their histories; they do not study) and if they cannot formalise their practices in acceptable study as the Big Man defines it, it cannot be magic. This is exactly the tone in which majority cultures dismiss other practices of culture/medicine/science, by stating it is NOT a form of science, because it is not practiced with the academy, because it is definitionally not allowed in the academy.
We can then go to a higher level of political analysis and reading, and ask: who benefits from a definition of โmagicโ that includes (academic study) but excludes (hobbit arts)?
You can certainly do some delightful worldbuilding answers for yourself, and say that โperhaps magic is spells, material changes, great works as performed by Elvish or Maiar Ringbearers, etc.โ But if we look at the political stuff Iโve just pointed out, why not examine the definition and who it serves and why? Given that weโve seen this pattern before - colonisers deliberately bundle, define and dismiss marginalised practices as primitive, animalistic, instinctual and unschooled, as part of the PURPOSEFUL WORK of colonisation - I read the Big Man definition as: โMagic is formalised by the bigger races and defined by excluding the practices of the smallest race.โ
Who does this benefit? Well, the Bigger Races could in some ways. Magic must be studied, hobbits donโt study, hobbits donโt have magic, hobbits are The Only Unmagical Humans - despite having practices indistinguishable from magic - this could be something. Big Men would have some reason to define โmagicโ to exclude hobbits. Normally this is done in order to take resources or drain resistance from marginalised people, but as hobbits have had virtually no remaining resources or resistance since long before the Industrial Revolution, you could open this up to other worldbuilding implications - maybe, Big Men didnโt really MIND hobbits going extinct.
An interesting point here is to re-read sections of this work with different interpretations of who the Big Man is. Where are his biases? Who is he as a character?
I personally read him as a friendly, Tolkienesque academic who likes hobbits, follows his linguistic interests, and is too blinded by his bias to think about their political position. He seems unaware of the horrors he's talking about. Perhaps that's down to innocence.
A character crying out to be analysed.
Landless and Dismayed
That sums up a lot of information that can be mined from one of the very first paragraphs of the Fellowship of the Ring. But here's another message to toy with - hobbits exist in the modern space; landless, estranged, fleeing from us in dismay. Quite likely to have been betrayed.
Headcanon that Halt's legal name isn't Halt and that he was nicknamed Halt because every day he did something stupid/illegal/arson and someone had to yell 'HALT!'
Then Caitlyn started calling him Halt and Halt decided to go by Halt because his legal name is pretty rare and people might realise who he is if he told them his real name.
When Halt feels any emotion but really big he will revert fully back to Hibernian and forget for a sec that no one else understands that. And when he's tired. Crowley feels differently about each time.
When he's exhausted and on the brink of collapse and only speaks in Hibernian or jiberish and just mumbles everything while half asleep, Crowley finds it both adorable and really funny.
When he's really happy and just ranting excitedly in Hibernian Crowley loves it because even though he doesn't know much of what he's saying, he's just happy to see his emo friend so happy.
When he's sad and goes Hibernian, Crowley always feels so bad and again, he doesn't know what he's saying, but his voice will just be so small and broken sounding and it breaks Crowley's heart every time. Either that, and Halt will just go non verbal and Crowley will just talk to him quietly and just ask yes or no questions that Halt can answer without talking. Or just sit with him
When he's scared and Hibernian Crowley knows it's actual genuine fear and bad and Halts either gonna go into fight mode and just start getting aggressive as a defense mechanism, or he's just gonna freeze and Crowley will get him out of there.
When he's angry and Hibernian, Crowley knows the time for fucking around is over and it's actually getting serious and actually try and solve the problem instead of teasing him for fun, before he gets a shoe thrown at him. Or if it's another person that Halts pissed at, Crowley will just just get him out of there the second he starts bringing out the Hibernian curses.
At this point Crowley can read Halt so well and Halts starting to get a bit freaked out by it
I used to be annoyed at the popularity of Anne of Green Gables because it was the one childrenโs classic (for girls) that I havenโt read as a child. And I suspected that it was overrated based on what I saw of its adaptations.
I started reading it yesterday, a week before my 27th birthday.
I was incredibly wrong, Anne Shirley is one of the greatest child characters, and Anne of Green Gables is head and shoulders above other similar childrenโs books. I am smiling at every sentence Anne Shirley says.
I also understand peopleโs annoyance with Anne With An E in 2017 now. Because that show didnโt โmakeโ Anne of Green Gables about trauma and loneliness, Anne of Green Gables was already about trauma and loneliness, but it was surprisingly subtle and nuanced about it. The show made it unsubtle in a very 2017 way. I respect it but as usual, the book is better.
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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.
someone brought a cake analysis robot to feed the cake into to determine the exact ingredients and supposedly it can spit out the exact same cake. and if you're like dude. what. then they're like well if it bothers you you should have made more cake. i'm hungry and i deserve cake. and you're like dude we're at a party.
Three months later you find out that fifty people locked themselves in a room to discuss how much they loved your cake and how they wished you made more. None of them ever told you.
I'm fascinated by how Alcott makes a distinction between talent and genius. At first it seems like she's saying something like, "If you can't make something on the level of Mozart or Michaelangelo, why even bother?" Because that's the arc that leads to both Laurie and Amy giving up their dreams of artistic careers. They realize that just loving something and having a bit of talent for it doesn't mean you'll make anything worthwhile, so they should devote their lives to other things and leave art to the true geniuses.
But then it turns out that Alcott's saying something more like, "You have to get enough life experience before you can create anything that expresses something worthwhile." Jo gives up her writing when she decides to stop writing derivative adventure stories--but after the experience of caring for and losing Beth, she has real emotion to tap into, and she's able to write things that resonate with audiences and capture her own unique voice. Amy takes up sculpture again after she starts caring for her sickly daughter, and the love and sorrow make it better than anything else she's ever made.
It's interesting that Alcott's not advocating "art for art's sake". She's not advocating for art as "self-expression". She's not saying that youth is a requirement for genius, or that only the young are fresh enough to truly innovate. She's actually saying that youth is an obstacle to artists. Genius isn't something you're born with--it's something you can mature into. Genius isn't an innate quality, it's inspiration, and the longer you live, the more experiences you have to draw inspiration from. Talent is what allows you to make the thing, but genius is what gives you something to say. It's a fascinating distinction that seems to flip a lot of the usual ideas about artistry on their heads.
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Ngl, the Sky looks too solid. Like, Percy looks decently battered and bruised from holding it, it looks... kinda heavy ig?. He'll probably drop to his knees during the battle. But the Sky itself... too solid. And maybe some there should be chains on the ground or smth?
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