too busy to seek amy

at least you didn’t use AI

and it makes me so happy to see that the weird gender role adjacent stereotypes about topping and bottoming arent placed on them.

And one day Shane comes home and says, “I got us some new socks,” and Ilya tackles him to the floor.

*opens tumblr*

Anyway, it’s wanting to be someone, something else. Pretending to be someone, something else. But inside, you know what you really are.

that russian flamer is living in all their walls and popping out of their garbage disposals going “hey so me and hollander have this camp” and shoving irina foundation tshirts at them whether they like it or not

ilya he did not go to college and he probably spent high school as like Canada’s number one jock and recently had a horrible concussion you are lucky he knows how to make burger the boy loves to overthink but he is not always smart

whereas what Ilya needs is the very emotionally charged Idea of being Seen, of being Heard, in a situation where hes showing not telling to someone who has their back turned, so While Ilya is under the impression that Shane doesn't see how miserable he is, Shane is under the impression that they have both agreed to be miserable apart now in order to be happy together later.

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

an accurate depiction of this morning’s events

Husqvarna 260 Viola Sewing Machine (Sweden, 1980s)