tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

i can’t wait for staff to see this and take away icons indefinitely

‘if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don’t they just fuck men?’

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

I used to think the word “dork” was an insult until I discovered 5sos I mean that’s pretty much one of the only words to describe them

:) when :) luke :) looks :) so :) fucking :) good :) he :) makes :) you :) want :) to :) catapult :) yourself :) off :) the :) face :) of :) the :) earth :) and :) into :) the :) fiery :) depths :) of :) the :) sun :)

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

TURN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!