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torn between "something being a dragon means it must be fought" and "dragoons are fucking awesome I need to ride that thing" anytime I see a dragon and the inability to choose just makes me extra vulnerable to fire breath attacks but my armor is always just resistant enough that I leave the encounter unharmed in my underwear

for the dragon, it is merely an opportunity to see rose's panties

this young knight told me dragons keep burning her armor down to her underwear so I asked how many suits of armor she has and she said she just goes to the blacksmith and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding steel and nude images to dragons and then her squire started crying.

being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin

What if a slime girl and a mechanical girl kissed and the slime girl got caught in the mechanical girl's gears? What if they became one? What if Slime Girl gave Mechanical Girl feeling and emotion? What if Mechanical Girl gave Slime Girl strength and form?

@voredetector ?

Nah, this is just yuri

Coward

we should put a lot more oxygen in the air so all animals gets really big anf also make shit randomly explode + fires go extremely hot and bright and dangerous Lol. this is my beautiful dream

really does piss me off when people are willing to extend a tonne of grace to us army vets. i feel like its really easy to know better

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.