The Ban of Datting

"Fire ze missiles!" for me... but TO THIS DAY, whenever I notice it's Monday evening... or anything relating to tuesday, I am compelled to say, out loud, "Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"

This was a hard one for me, because Fire ze missiles *and* badgers are both on hot standby in my brain at any given time. I did not immediately put the dee di dee together as hamster dance, but now that it's mentioned... yes, that one's getting warmed up in the pit for a few laps.

Wait, wait. This last one. Let him have a drink. What's the worst that could happen.

I know I made it but I've laughed at this every single fucking time someone's reblogged it and I've clicked the notification.

Lawrence is the coward's vote, I see what u're doin', not pickin favorites between the trio

I decided to reply to spam DMs with “Will you play Minecraft with me?“ but I wondering if they charger per hour if there is a real person behind some of the accounts. lmao 

I swear I am a positive influence in peoples’ lives. Honest.

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

So are you an “art block feels like [textbook description of several major symptoms of unmedicated ADHD]” artist, or an “art block feels like [textbook description of several major symptoms of clinical depression]” artist?