Data Suggestions

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

“Attention crew, the entire senior staff is leaving to go find Commander Data in 1870’s San Francisco. We don’t know when we will return. Please direct all questions to Lieutenant Worf. He’s staying for obvious reasons. Picard out.”

“Attention crew, Lwaxana Troi will be beaming aboard shortly. That is all.”

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

This is artist Brandon Bird!!

Brandon Bird is the real deal for physical shitpost merchandise, if he ever stops doing the Jonathan Frakes calendars idk what I will do with my life. He's an incredible artist.