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Conclave sequel that's just the first movie from Ray's perspective. He has no idea what's going on inside the Sistine Chapel. His supposedly sequestered boss is sending him on spy missions. He's pretty sure that he's uncovering church-shattering secrets. His boss is two seconds away from an aneurysm or suicide at any given moment. A bomb just went off. Thomas doesn't want to hear about it. Another bomb just went off. The new guy Ray was getting dirt on has inexplicably become Pope. His boss finally doesn't look like he's trying to will himself into a coma. Now Ray has to go tell him the new Pope is intersex which he learned through probably illegal means.

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

"Diva down" and is just every frame cardinal Lawrence is in

i know we all love that post about “world famous detective” not being a real type of celebrity but lets be real if benoit blanc was real and sluttily fagging it up everywhere constantly in the news n making fools out of the cops n shit we’d all eat that up crazy style. it’d be like the chocolate guy but for exposing rich people for being assholes

conclave is so funny bellini is like I do Not want to be pope. and lawrence is like okay you don't want to be pope. then bellini is like of COURSE i want to be pope you stupid idiot dipshit who wouldn't want to be the fucking pope. moron

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude