6'5"

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

Bowser

Oh, you said Cook

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

A latke wrote this.

what did doc martens get his phd in

“Klaus Märtens was a doctor in the German army during World War II. “ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Martens

how do you see someone's follower count, how do you know if you should feel better or worse than them?

This is probably just because i am a trans girl who are tall but trans girls who are short are so lucky

Forget about giving me their boobs, I want to give a trans guy a solid 12 inches

if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(

Reblog if you're a part of black tumblr & you're 21+.

Heyy 🙋🏾‍♀️✨

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