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just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

...the alt text?

Bro why would you hide the best part in the alt text 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

to be fair, the rest of the government does also regularly stand up in front of the nation's press and proudly show them the bloodied corpse of whatever they just killed

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor