Let’s Be Monsters

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you