Darth Frizzle

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

9. The only thing that will help with my current stress is your belly. It is my purest comfort in the world. What do you mean you don't want me touching it right now.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from jadedAndDark reading: 8. You made it smell weird in here and I hate that /End ID]

ah yes only 42 years until homoerotic relations are established between humans and aliens 🥰🖖

41 😊🖖🥰

40 YEARS TO GO!!! 🥰🖖🥰

39 years sluts!!! 🖖🖖😌

38!!!! 🤩😍🖖😍

37!!!!!! 🖖🖖🖖😏😏🥰

All I need is a job in Starfleet, a blue uniform, and a healthy relationship with another Starfleet officer. One where we flirt using cheesy astrophysics puns and hold hands in the corridors. 💖🌟

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

World Heritage Post

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

Absolute bog standard post

K

The rare post that gets worse as it ages 🥲

Sorry I gave such a dramatic and heartfelt Best Man toast that showed you I see your husband on such a deep level that the man next to you might as well have been a stranger and now you have to annul the wedding. As if it’s my fault.

i know why there isn't more daforge fic on ao3, like I Know Why, but i am disappointed anyway