Wake Up.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!

Wait they no longer put the total number of notes??? The fuck? BRO

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

i deadass thought she meant a twitch chat

ME TOO i thought she was joking

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

what was the class, color theory?

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

except this one, which is escaping