probably over

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

*beep*

Change your batteries.

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

??

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

in the mood to be hugged for an entire night

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Well I had a room in hotel bigley and I shared it with two friends. Both of them disappeared so it became my room only. But Le Miiverse Resource still listed that room as ours. I had a page, they didnt. I was successful. They werent. I was twelve. I had a beautiful room in Bigley Hotel. I remember now. Room 618. Right in the middle. Had a sofa, yeah. Just a room with a sofa in it. I remember. Yellow walls. Beautiful place. Nobody ever visited, because I was weird and annoying.

how to tell my performative baby (1M) that i don’t like him

I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...