You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
Are you still buying the house?
🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!
😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.
😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.
😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.
❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.
"A sweet, cuddly ghost cat that curls up on your lap and purrs... but you can't pet it"
gimme the damn house






















