dox :)

saw Iron Lung a second time and it’s still so funny to me that Jacksepticeye is playing a dude named Jack who gives the protagonist the stink eye through the porthole. like imagine calling up your friend Johnnymiddlefinger to say “I have a part just for you and you’re not gonna believe what you get to do”

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

I am

I am c asting a spell on bisexuals

I am turning the bisexuals into bisectionals

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place