dox :)

HE WAS WORKING THERE

Pokemon Heritage Post

To be fair you usually don’t grind a burrito into digestible mush with your fibula

Maybe YOU two don't...

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

fucking hate it when fruit flies come at your face like "I pray I won't be killed 🥺🥺 for the crime of being small 🥺🥺🥺" like motherfucker if you think I'd hesitate to kill something twice my size if it tried to get into my nostril

reddit's userbase is like if 4chan users were forced to undergo mandatory HR training but still hold the same worldview

tumblrs userbase is like...these people but with an inescapable guilty conscience that shines through every now and then when no one asked

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh