hey whats the top 10 most fucked up things about vaders suit i need to tell my non- anakin brainrot friends some fucked up shit
his ribcage getting ripped out to make way for the center console, which is pretty useless especially considering it controls all of his major functions and it's on his chest like a target. it seems pretty symbolic on palpatine's part, but, like, that's got to be so uncomfortable
the gasket of sith drugs that just automatically dispenses and he has no control over
the constant sensory deprivation/warping; he can't feel touch, can't feel what he touches, sees only in red, can't taste, and his sense of smell and hearing were both dialed up to 11 but the hearing is warped by the helmet and evidently the auditory implants feed all noise at similar volumes, meaning he has no sense of background noise and it's always overwhelming
the mask is held in place by needles stabbing into his face
its weight is crippling and the heaviest parts - the pauldron and the shin guards - are actually pretty useless to him, considering he can block blasterbolts with his hands and his lightsaber. he's essentially dragging around 100-120lbs of sheet metal for no reason, considering the pauldron alone was like, 75lbs. that's a hefty amount of weight, especially for a guy down both legs.
the actual prosthetics being shit is really nightmarish, but the fact that vader can't access them to clean them daily, and the stumps can't be cleaned or taken care of daily, would undoubtedly lead to constant skin infections, pressure ulcers, the works. burned skin is also really delicate, and no doubt burn scars against leather feels like hell, probably.
this should rate higher than it does but the fact that vader doesn't choose anything about his appearance or how the suit functions, despite being constantly beholden to it, is freaky as hell. it's also terrible that, after the physical trauma of mustafar, he went through a lengthy surgery without general anaesthetic that involved a lot of his organs and bones being ripped out, replaced, and then had to get zippered back up and debrided til kingdom come.
he had to get scrubbed of necrotic skin every month by droids, which was, i imagine, horrendous, and pretty much just a walkthrough of the original agony of the surgery
metal organs, which just seems like it would not feel comfortable to move, sit, or sleep with
he can't take his own helmet off. he has to have assistance, even in a hyperbaric chamber. he's so out of his own control that he can't even choose to take his own mask off, because the pauldron is so heavy and in the way he can't lift up and straight enough to get it off himself.