Thunder Twice

sometimes you just have to dig out the rot with your bare hands 

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

@hallsofvalhalla

This goes for a woman’s feminism too, really.

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

i could write an entire sociology thesis on the tom hiddleston fandom tbh I keep going into the tag to look for gifs & get confronted with these truly wild self-insert fantasy blogs that are varying levels of detailed but are universally almost completely unsexy. there was one that was just “imagine if tom hiddleston was your divorce lawyer” 

it’s taking all my reserves to not make “imagine if tom hiddleston was your divorce lawyer” my blog title

“thor flew jeff goldblum’s orgy ship into the devil’s anus” is not a sentence i thought i’d ever say and yet