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Your mother and I tried for years to have a second child. We’d almost lost all hope. And then you came. Beta, you were just so… perfect. That’s what kamal means in Arabic. “Perfect.” But in Urdu, it’s more like… What’s the word? “Wonder.” “Marvel.” Kamal means marvel. […] You sure are, and always have been, our own little Ms. Marvel.

Fans: Oh I get it! It’s like a reverse “House of M”, right? Wanda tries to pull Billy and Tommy into her universe, and accidentally brings mutants into the MCU, easily integrating the X-Men franchise you got the rights to from the Fox merger with the Avengers. That explains why Professor X is in the movie.

Disney: Oh. No, that isn’t it…

Fans: Oh. Well, what’s the plot of MoM then?

Disney:

#casually threatening captain america with a sandwich

History is made out of people

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Andrew Garfield: “To heal the most traumatic moment of his own life through doing it for his younger brother. Making sure that he didn’t have the same fate, there’s something cosmically beautiful about that. It meant getting a second chance at saving Gwen.”