you only hear the music when your heart begins to

boys, can we get a dick in the chat? i want to see all your penises in the chat 

girl on girl violence (sexual)

"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old

like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it

Columbo: Oh, just one more thing... I like your shoelaces, sir, where did you get them? Killer: *sweats*

I use reblog everywhere to irritate people who need web page specific termenology, thanks for letting me know where to not use it if I ever do make an account on that site.

toontown SUCKS [dedicates my whole life to it]

someone stole the vintage inuyasha bag i bought off of ebay from my mailroom last night so i left a note out this morning that said and i quote “i dont care if you steal the books i order but can i please have my inuyasha bag you’re breaking my fucking heart” and it was returned to my doorstep (opened) three hours later