I really recommend you listening to Lady Zamar - Sharp Shooter as you read this.
Sharp Shooter (ft Beerus)
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Its Valentines Day, the day every planet celebrates. The day for love, revealing your feelings, making single people feel bad, putting pressure on people in relationships and wasting money on things your partner will probably never use again.
Whis' left for planet Earth to go to the Love festival. I rejected the invite, I hated this holiday and Whis knew why though still tried to get me to go with him but he eventually gave up.
I sat on the stump of a purple tree with my legs crossed, eating some Valentines chocolates carved in my liking that Bulma had the top chocolatiers make. I hated the holiday but I loved the gifts. If only I could rub these chocolates in Champa's face. I bet no one got him something like this.
In the middle of my snacking I felt a presence. My eyes scanned the area, nothing but flowers, trees and a river.
I shrugged it off and resumed snacking. Thank you Bulma for the huge box.
I felt it again. Something was coming towards me. Without even a blink, my quick reflexes caught a golden arrow.
"What?",I questioned to myself. I immediately had no idea what to think of it.
I closed the large, heart-shaped box of chocolates and placed the arrow under the red bow on the box. I jumped off the stump then scanned my surroundings once again. Thanks to my adorable, big ears. I heard someone from behind.
"I know you're there, I can hear you breathing. Show yourself."
For some reason I couldn't sense their energy. Unlike mortals, Gods can sense energy and power even if they hide it. I glanced at the box in my hand and noticed the arrow was no longer there. It vanished.
"Alright, I haven't got the time nor the patience for this. Get out here now!"
I felt a huge gush of wind and saw a blur speed past me. My hands felt empty. I glanced down again to find my box gone, that aggravated me. You can shoot arrows at me but no ones steals Lord Beerus' food and gets away with it.
"All right enough!!" I yelled as a dark purple aura surrounded me. "That's it, it's bad enough you're trespassing but now you've stolen a delicacy from my bare hands."
I suddenly felt someone's energy, not far from where I am. I toothy grin appeared on my face.
"Oh, I'm gonna enjoy watching you bleed after what you've done."
I flew in the direction of that...strangely familiar energy. I was so aggravated that I didn't even think logically that it could be a trap.
I ended up at my palace. I searched all the rooms till I came to mine. The door was open, which was weird because I never leave it open.
I opened the door as the creak echoed in the giant room. I entered and as soon my tail made it in, the door slammed closed. I quickly turned around and saw an arrow on the door with another note attached.
"This isn't what I pictured, hey
You're in the dark with me eh..."
As soon as I read that, the lights went out. The golden arrow started glowing and bright, golden ink appeared on the paper.
"And I can't see clearly they
Say you have nothing else to offer me babe
I formed a small ball of light in the palm of my hand.
"Who the hell is this...and why the f**k does all this feel familiar!?",I questioned, feeling frustrated as I tried to think of who this trespasser could be.
I felt something warm. I touched my face but there was nothing on it. I opened my eyes to see a small beam of light shining from the top of the room. I made a bigger ball to shine more light into the dark room before finding and climbing the transparent steps that lead to my bed. I couldn't risk flying and hitting one of my atomic hourglasses. To be honest this chase was getting interesting.
Once I made it I saw a some red and white petals on my bed forming a heart. This isn't creepy at all. I felt something brush up on my shoulder. I glanced up to see some sort of fabric hanging from the wall as something blew making it gracefully flutter in the air.
Grabbing the fabric, I quickly realized it was my giant curtains and pulled them apart, letting the sunlight hit my face and bring light to the once dark room.
"As the lighting beams, my heart goes dim."I said to myself, thinking about what was written in the golden ink.
As I flew out the open window and heard something snap, I quickly turned around to see another arrow coming towards me. I caught it effortlessly. If only my reflexes could react that way whenever Bulma was about to hit me on the head.
I sighed at the number of times that woman has hit me on the head. Shaking the thoughts of the Saiyans wife I took another note from the arrow. On it read,
"Sniper on the roof? Oh great, a psycho hitman wants to rape me on my roof.",I sighed before chuckling at my statement.
I flew to the top of my tree like mansion. Once my feet touched the surface I stood still and tried to listen for anyone.
There's no one here. I can't believe that pervert stood me up. The sound of light, sweet chirps brough me from my thoughts. I beautiful white bird landed on one of the giant branches. Wait...a dove!? I thought I killed all of them on this planet. They're rare to find but apparently on Earth they're everywhere.
It flew away and I decided to follow it because of my annoying cat instincts, plus I was hungry as fxck and I'd eat anything right then. Sure we had food in the kitchen but who has time to cook at that time with a perverted Sniper on the loose.
That dove was surprisingly fast but I managed to follow it to a large tree. To my surprise there was a golden dagger lodged in the tree that pinned another note to it. I took a closer look and saw that it was a Wanted Poster with my face on it.
"Now I'm concerned."I said as I slid it off the dagger, forming a rip in the paper.
At the bottom corner was written:
I did what the mysterious ink told me, at the back of the Wanted Poster was more weird writing.
"There's a sniper on the loose
A head hunter on the move
There's a bounty out on you
"There's a bounty out on me? Wait, maybe Champa and the other God's are plotting to kill me again.",I contemplated. "No probably not but if Champa is in on it then it's highly possible."
Plus this person is witty, sly, poetic and artistic. I feel like I need to remember something but it was completely wiped from my brain. I grabbed the dagger from the tree and felt it in my hands, feeling the carved design against my fingers. I figured I'd need it for something.
"Hmm, all this mystery is making me hungry, I'm gonna eat. Can't kill trespassers on an empty stomach."
I strolled into my kitchen and made myself a bowl instant Ramen. I sat at the island and enjoyed my food while trying to think about what that last note meant.
"They catch me, I will lose. Can't go back there. Can't go back where?"
Luckily I was stress eating so I didn't get frustrated and blow something up. After eating I kinda felt sleepy but I didn't wanna sleep in that creeps heart trap until I killed them and used their lifeless body as a pillow.
I mean come on, the jerk stole my chocolate.
I decided to go to the Oracle Fish to find out more about this trespasser but when I reached his pool room he was no where to be found.
"Hey Oracle!"I yelled but nothing except silence answered.
"They took the fish. This person is clever. Definitely not Champa."
I saw something glowing in the water, I assumed it was another one of their notes so jumped in. The Oracle's pool was beautifully designed and decorated by Whis. It had a real ocean vibe. I swam till I found a small gold and white chest with a heart-shaped lock.
I took it before swimming back up to the surface. I swam to the edge of the pool and placed the chest on the tiling. I tried to zap the chest open with my finger but it didn't budge. Next I tried using my strength to break it open but it stayed intact. It's like it was made by a God. Nothing can survive a destroyers attack.
"Hmm, so it is really another God. For a second I thought it was Whis and Goku playing a stupid game."
I got out of the water and decided to try something. I took the golden pocket dagger from my pocket and placed it in the slot of the lock. Guess what...it didn't work. I was about to give up and lose it till I realised that maybe I need to turn it. So I did. I turned it to the left and surprise, surprise. It worked.
I opened it to find one of Whis' paint brushes. He found painting interesting ever since Bulma introduced him to dead artists like Picasso and Da Vinci. Those are the only two I bothered to hear before I took a bite of pancakes and transported to another dimension.
"I got myself wet for a paintbrush."
Then I realised...the garden. Whis loved to practice there. I rushed over to the garden and found a canvas and a isle in the middle of the garden which wasn't weird since Whis always leaves his art there.
I saw the same dove from before land on top of the canvas. I crept over there, trying not to chase the bird away...not because I wanted to eat it but because I wanted answers.
I was just about to pounce on it when it vanished, just like that.
"What the?"I questioned before viewing the other side of the canvas. A beautiful painting of me bending over and kissing a woman with light skin, though I couldn't see her face properly but I knew I've seen her before. We both had blindfolds on for some reason and her golden hair covered her naked breasts. Wow. So beautiful.
There was something written on the top, left corner.
"This isn't what I pictured babe
I didn't bring myself to wander alone
It should have been you all along
I reached out to touch the painting and once I did, the painting changed. It showed the woman again but this time she hung her head so I couldn't see her face. She wore a crown of thorns and dark red roses and a beautiful wedding dress. She held out what appeared to be a real heart in her hands.
I don't know why but I found it attractive.
I jumped when I saw the heart move, it started beating three times before writing appeared on it.
This thinking there's no way out."
I sighed,"Oh, Cupid, you're playing games with my heart." I gasped at my statement, it hit me, I realised that I've seen all this before.
I'll make love to you."I said aloud. That's when I decided to go back to the roof.
I grabbed a black rose from the garden. I don't know why but I felt like should, that it'd be appropriate.
I landed at on the purple surface covered in white, yellow and lavender flowers. I saw a figure sitting on the edge. As I crept closer to the figure, I heard a tune.
I found myself singing along until I spotted her with her back facing me. She had the same golden hair as the woman in the painting, wearing a crown of roses on her head, a white and gold dress with what appeared to be almost the same chest piece as mine. I immediately recognised her.
I placed the black rose behind her ear then leaned over, moving one of her golden streaks behind the other ear with the dagger.
"Lord Beerus. Did you miss me?" She glanced over at me and grinned. Aphrodite, the Goddess of love, the reason for Valentines, the only reason I love the holiday. Would've loved it more if mortals dedicated it to her and not a false image of love.
"Yes but I miss my chocolates more."I said. She got up and turned to me with her hands behind her back. I stared at the beauty in front of me. Her long skirt, slit in the side showed off her firm thighs. A red floral belt matched the roses in her hair. Her chest piece red, with gold roses that matched her golden heels. She loved this look. But don't let her looks fool you. She may look like delicate flower but she can be dark and cut you like a thorn. Cupid is the nickname I gave her but as usual, mortals ruined that too. So I refrain from using it and only do to merely annoy the angelic devil.
She tilted her head and stared at me with her emerald eyes before handing me a heart shaped box.
"Oh, speaking of which, I got this for you."
I took it from her as my eyes slit. "This is the chocolate that was stolen from me. The ones I wanted."
A short cold, laugh escaped her pink lips. "Well I do give the best gifts."
I rolled my eyes before opening it and taking a bite of one.
"What, nothing for me?",she pouted. I chuckled and before she knew it, I had stuffed a chocolate in her mouth.
"I don't usually like to share but you, I can make an exception." I smirked. She slowly licked her lips, wiping away any melted chocolate from those soft, sweet, plum things.
"Well it is me, after all."
She came closer and wrapped one arm around me. One of her hands trailed down to mine and snatched the dagger before I even reakised it was in my hand. She slowly placed it on the side of my neck with her free hand and gave me a wink. "Did you like my little game?"
"Yes because love playing your games.",I replied in a sarcastic tone. She moved her head closer to mine, our lips almost touching. "And I don't even get a little smooch for my hard work?"
"So you trespassed on my private property, stole my chocolate, waltzed into my home without any permission, kidnapped the Oracle plus you're holding a knife to my throat and you still expect me to kiss you?"
She giggled. "Oh, Beerus, you make it sound so bad but yes it's the least you could do."she said before licking my bottom lip. "I know you get bored easily, so I decided to keep you busy."
I dropped the box on the floor, not really caring if some chocolate landed on the floor at the moment. I placed my hand on her cheeks and pressed my lips against hers. Her lips parted slightly allowing me to slip my tongue in and taste her very godly being. My hands trailed down to her waist as I felt her tongue glide against my fangs. My hands got hold of her ass as I pulled her closer to my body forcefully resulting a soft moan escaping her lips. God, how I loved it. My claws got hold of her skirt, almost ripping it off as she deepened the kiss and our tongues pressed together in an intense open mouth kiss only we could manoeuvre in such a way.
I broke the kiss but that didn't mean I was done with her. No. I was going to make her pay by having her at my mercy, begging for more. The look in her eyes told me that she wasn't done with her little game either.
"Though next time if you want my attention don't make me go on mysterious chases.",I said with a smirk.
She gave me a playful glare. "No promises."she said circling my chest with her finger. "It was nice seeing your body all wet like that when you got out of the pool."
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You'll lay your hand on mine
Heartbeat in golden chime
True love can stand the test of time
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