#whis

Of Whis.

Which (horrible horrible horrible) is collected through saliva. And because no one on their right mind would let themselves be injected with an unknown substance, Perion does it on himself

Annd here goes eight hours of agony, his mortal body completely rejects the small presence of angelic material. His organs start to collapse, his vision swims, he's screaming and he seeing painful colorful dots on his vision, Perion feels like he's dying, but it's been six hours, still concious, still suffering, screaming until his voice is hoarse. Convulsing and having contractions all over him that makes his heart feel like it's on his mouth

That's half a droplet btw

I'm not entirely sure which version of the AU/original Whis is referring to, but if you imagine an AU! Angelic Dimension, it's incredibly amusing.

Because angels don't have their own natural secretions. All their possible fluids are created at the request of the hakaishin, who are sometimes in the mood for something interesting and fun (wet and gross).

The utensils and mugs that Whis uses are dry after him, but dirty after using food.

Imagine your Perion collecting all the objects the angel has touched, trying to find fingerprints and lip prints and extracting anything from them. Unfortunately, Whis also leaves no prints. Yes, there are traces after use, but no genetic fingerprints.

And Tyrion needs to find Bulma and integrate into her work team. He needs to get her excited about the idea of ​​studying the angel's insides. Not vivisection, just a quick examination of their abilities…

And he also can't brazenly approach an angel to steal a feather from its coiffure. Not only are several of the angel's eyes constantly hovering in the air around him, but such an action would require an infinite amount of muscle energy.

Well…he was able to obtain what Whis indifferently called saliva. (And just because it came from his mouth doesn't mean it's full of any traces of his maybe-existing DNA.)

This man is now gonna take EVERY CHANCE to show off and be like "Oh yeah, I'm getting this for my DARLIN', STUNNING, AMAZING HUSBAND" and Whis is just gonna look at him all endeared bc Yamcha is just an overeager Retriever/j

Extra random doodles under the cut jsjs

“And then I was like “oh no she didn’t”…”