nur ein wort

Auf Grund von Budgetkürzungen entfällt das Licht am Ende des Tunnels.

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

um actually I’m immune to social influence btw, i just HAPPENED to arrive at the same free choice as every other woman on the planet. you know, the one that’s socially expected of us and that we face social repercussions for not choosing? yeah it’s pure coincidence

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

i wake up and go over to my board that says "days since the number on the board was changed" and i erase the 0 and write a 1 and then i erase the 1 and write another 0

In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full throttle on the hedonism. Gonna incorporate new and exciting vices for the next 40 days.

always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

how is everyone feeling today

So long as I give people the benefit of the doubt, always act with grace, mind my own business, put effort into clarifying miscommunication, breathe my way through negative feelings, try the best I can, move w accordance to my values, and consider people’s emotions, I know I have nothing to worry about. I have never wronged anyone bc I am so firm on not being that person. And I will continue to be firm on it and that will ground me and I’ll always be okay