Pigeon Palpitations

im not saying every ace person in the world has to sit down and watch sex scenes im just saying like, ive never played baseball in my life, dont think it looks fun, dont think i would be good at it, dont really enjoy watching it as a sport, but a movie about people who play baseball isnt entirely off the table or meaningless to me because its not a 1:1 to participating in or watching a baseball match, its a story in which baseball is being used as a tool, setting, metaphor, character exploration, etc

Wittwe scritchy and want tum tum wubby! 😍😍😍

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable