love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

"it feels like everyone has autism these days" says person whos entire friend group is comprised of people who still use tumblr in 2025.

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here