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1. Be gay 🏳️‍🌈

2. Do drugs 💊

3. Hail Satan🤘

#answered anon #super cassette #beelzebub is full of love #be gay do drugs hail satan

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greenflamethegf

This one gets really funny scrolling down past multiple reblogs

Observe

You

Are

Addorable

Thank

You

For

Scrolling

💚

bees-official

yahooo-official

Oh my god it moves at the samr speed i scroll so i thought it was fucking following me

bigsoftbison

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more

girlballs

karinyosa

people will be like how come everything always comes back to race/gender/class/capitalism/imperialism with you well that is called living in a system

My wife is creating a replica of the Sentinal Beam from Halo and her goal is to make it as loud and terrifying as it is in the game. We live in an apartment and I can already hear the sound effects from downstairs. She says it’s going to be louder than that. So, I’m calling it now: we’re gonna have the cops called on us.

#don’t marry nerds #halo

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Using this from now on whenever someone misgenders a trans person.

#because tbh that’s what it looks like when they do #iykyk #lgbt humor

Teach your kid to use to the microwave so that they never become the reason their residence hall has to evacuate.

#pro tip

All these people already building amazing homes in Paralives and I, a lifelong Simmer, am over here still trying to learn how to control the camera like:

#like it’s so different #I keep getting frustrated and going back to the sims #Paralives #the sims

My mom did the accidental “You, too!” thing when my wife and I wished her a happy Mother’s Day and I blurted, “WE’RE NOT MOMS! WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG!”

(I really really really want a dog)

#mothers day #shit i say

lifeafterpsychiatry

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

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closet-keys

"I would kill to protect my family" (<- wants to kill people)

"I would die to protect my family" (<- passively suicidal)

I think a lot of men just add "to protect my family" after all their fantasies

hookshot22

Not leaving this in the tags

bogwizzerd

in case you ever encounter such a person, there is a foolproof rebuttal

waspsinyouryard

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

muzzlesbian

we need regular porn back on this website. no no don’t get the wrong idea, we’re still keeping the weird kinks and the people who want to fuck industrial machinery. get rid of the porn ban.

dragon-in-a-fez

I'd like to propose a media literacy standard called "the Tide Pod test":

when you see someone on TV or the internet complaining about something "kids" are doing, ask yourself how many times - if ever - you've actually seen it happen vs how many times you've seen random third parties whine about it.

if the ratio of whining to actual incidents is more than 2:1, you can probably ignore the whole thing. if it's more than 10:1 you should be actively telling the people whining to shut the fuck up.

dappersappho

Remember how one of the criticisms against twilight was “vampires don’t sparkle”?

Says who? Vampires aren’t real. They can be whatever we want. If it were up to me, they’d all be gay.

dappersappho

“How would they make more vampires?”

Some of them are trans. Next question.

#dammit now I gotta re-add the vampire pack to the sims to make this happen

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Remember how one of the criticisms against twilight was “vampires don’t sparkle”?

Says who? Vampires aren’t real. They can be whatever we want. If it were up to me, they’d all be gay.

#twilight #vampires #lgbt humor

dappersappho

Wife: Cheetos lip balm?

Me: Yeah, apparently, that was a thing.

Wife: Hell yeah!

Me: Are you serious? You wanna put cheese on your lips?

Me: …Wait, why am I asking you that?

dappersappho

Hey tumblr, why is this on a post about my wife wanting to try Cheetos lip balm?

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