Dante de San Jose

@dantedesanjose

My name is Dominic Mendivil and this is where I post my music. Songs I wrote as mp3s, songs I like as videos, lyrics I write, and so on and so forth. My music is acoustic, melo-fi, and the project Dante de San Jose gets its name from my dog, whose legal name on his License is Sir Dante de San Jose. I thought it was cool, so I stole it from him. Please, if you like what I do, "Like" the Facebook Page @ facebook.com/dantedesanjose Download free music at dantedesanjose.bandcamp.com Contact me at [email protected] Melo-fi, or Melancholy Lo-Fi; Acoustic, Lo-fi Music consistant with depressing lyrics, particularly of the heartbreak subject matter.

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I kind of want to see a goose scream at a Ringwraith now...

incognitomoustache

I'm not very funny, but here you go:

lotrreactionmemes

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

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The only fool I see is YOU. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

cillianmurphy

Ian Holm (September 12 1931 - June 19 2020) as Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

afro-elf

(white) people on my aou post: aou isn’t that bad, what about ragnarok???

me: i don’t? understand? what the fuck? you mean?

afro-elf

oh we’re still doing this “ragnarok made thor and loki look stupid” thing

afro-elf

things ragnarok did:

- reinvent thor as being a more relatable and fun character with a far more extensive power set as well as making him the star of his own goddamn movie for once without worry about some other character overshadowing him and established that his arcs from the first two movies were realized in the form of him assuming control of his powers on odin’s level – asserting his ultimate worthiness

- introduce valkyrie

- give heimdall more than two minutes of screentime

- destroy asgard

- reintroduce hulk with the ability to speak and show emotion beyond smashing things

- fuck colonialist lives! korg is skinny!

- contain good and funny jokes

- was directed by the mcu’s first director of color

- fix loki’s sad broody boy problem

- make fun of thor: the dark world

afro-elf

ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for the “prisoners with jobs” joke alone, fuck y’all, unclench

8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525

So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will

My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and

Grammy had the last laugh

battlefalcon

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

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antikonoha

credit

laughconfetti

I love this so much

mirawind

forwardamerica

What would you do with an extra 1000 dollars a month?

Enter Andrew Yang

This is the 2020 candidate who wants to make this seemingly far flung utopian idea a reality by 2024.

Why?

Because we can. Because we owe it to our citizens. Because it would bring us to new heights of prosperity. Because humans are more important than money

yang2020official

What would YOU do with $1000 a month?

lasturlontheleft

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye.

doctorbones

#“also my dad died”

actuallyvady

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

scottishaccentsareawesome

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

sexycraisinthanos

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

lizatonix

Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.

Thor: These things happen sometimes.

Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?

michellepsychologist

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

dancing-coyote

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

ironbite4

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!? MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

lkeke35

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

crystallinemuun

Socialist king

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hyeocake

THANK YOU CHRIS PRATT FOR GIVING US THIS VIDEO!

katswenski

pattythenest

Are you fucking kidding me

imposterogers

steve rogers, at the avengers compound: how did you find us?

scott lang: funny story, but I’ve been here before. I may have even, yknow, taken something without permission or something like that

steve rogers: so you stole something?

scott, unable to lie to his celeb crush: well sam did have the chance to stop me and he didn’t so

sam wilson in the soul world:

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Bucky sitting by Sam in the soul world:

Bucky: You couldn’t stop a punk in a shrink suit

Sam: You couldn’t stop a teenager from beating the shit out of you

Bucky: Neither could you

Peter eavesdropping a few feet away:

theweirdwideweb

blossomeboy

Country boys make do…

witchlybabe

THIS is “boys will be boys”

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ginger-ale-official

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

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hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

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