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To the man who put a ‘B’ in 'subtle’, bravo.

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

this post gets better everytime i see it

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

Savage

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

IM CRYINFG LMAOOO

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Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon

I feel so sorry for everyone who treated me badly because I’m literally an angel and it’s such a loss on their behalf

I’d like this vehicle.

This would be one hell of a joyride…

A five inch thick windshield?

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.