getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.