~*every passing minute*~

Thank god for ibuprofen & phone in bed & warm blankets.

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

*casual guy voice* yeah i'm thinking about getting into whittling

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

had to reread the caption three times before realizing that op is not, in fact, an 800-year-old iranian valley girl ceramics artist

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors