joe spooky

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

oh fuck dude it's gonna be cyber monday. cyber garfield is gonna hate that.

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

one of my favorite genres of post is "evocative imagery"

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.